Eddy's New Date

(Epic Pucca Season 1, Episode 1b)

Eddy prepares for his new "date" with Princess Rosalina.
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Main characters:
- Eddy
- Edd (Double D)
- Ed
- Rosalina

Minor characters:
- Pucca
- Finn
- Peach
- Daisy
- Sonic
- Luma
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- Comet Observatory Library -

Rosalina: And they lived happily ever after. The end. *closes book*

*phone rings*

Rosalina: I'll get it. *floats to the phone, and picks it up* Hello? Yes? I'll do it. And I work for no payment. May the stars shine down on you, ma'am. *puts the phone down*
Luma: What's going on, Mama?
Rosalina: I got an errand that I have to do. Be sure you have some dinner and be in bed when I get back.

- Eddy's House -

*Eddy combs his hair, humming*

Eddy: Eddy, you're such a dog.

*combs his hair, and looks like Sonic*

Eddy: *imitates Sonic* I'm gonna run fast like Sonic the Hedgehog. *normal voice* Sonic. Yeah, right! *laughs* Hey Mom, is it dinner yet? .......HEY MOM! Hmmmm. Anybody home!?

*echoes through the house, finding himself alone*

Eddy: I'm all by myself. Ah!

- Edd's House -

*phone rings*

Ed: Hm? *picks up Rock Mushroom* Cool rock mushroom, Double D.
Edd: Hmm. Ed, can you please answer the phone?
Ed: *in rock suit* Look at my buns of rock, Double D!
Edd: For all ours sake, let's hope you worked out good, Ed. *picks up phone* Double D's room, Double D speaking.
Eddy: Hiya, Double D. Uh, what's up?
Edd: Hello, Eddy! Just studying the Rock Mushroom and the Boomerang Flower. Dilly-dallying at its structures.
Eddy: T-thrilling! How's about you come over?
Edd: Gosh, Eddy! A tad late, don't you think? I mean, Ed was finally going to.....!?
*crash*
Edd: Please don't do that, Ed.

- Back at Eddy's House -

Eddy: Oh, look! Piranha Plants are coming out of my bed!! HELP ME! *imitates choking, puts phone down*

*doorbell rings*

Eddy: Ha! Bingo! *rushes to door, and opens it* Hey guys, what took ya?
Rosalina: Sorry, I am late, Eddy.
Eddy: !?
Rosalina: It appears that your mother and father have already went out. Don't worry, you're safe with me. I'll go get your dinner started, ok?

*Eddy get confused, Ed and Double D bursts through the door*

Ed: PIRANHA PLANTS! WHERE'S THE PIRANHA PLANTS!?
Edd: Be gentle with them, Ed.

*door knocks, Ed and Double D looked up*

Ed: *opens door* Hi, Eddy.
Eddy: *falls* Wah! *grunts*
Edd: Eddy seems a bit groggy.
Ed: Poisonous Piranha Plants! I must extract the venom before it spreads through his veins! Like in the movies. *sucks on Eddy's leg*
Eddy: !? Yech! What are ya, Ed!? *hears something in the kitchen* Come here. Quiet.

*Eddy sees Rosalina making casserole in the kitchen, Ed and Double D show up*

Eddy: Look who's making something in my kitchen.

*The Eds quietly moved to Eddy's room*

Rosalina: Let's see, dinner at 7, then in bed by 9. Just as I planned.

- Eddy's Room -

Edd: This is quite a pickle. What may I asked is why is Princess Rosalina doing in your home?
Eddy: How the heck should I know!? They just swagged her in, and she's making me dinner!
Edd: Culinary delights? Eddy, you don't think this could be a.........date!?
Eddy: Of course, a date! And this time, royalty has come to my door. I got a date with Princess Rosalina.
Edd: I read about these encounters. A princess' maneuvers is very tricky. At least that's what I read.
Eddy: No time for infos, Double D. I got to go get ready for my date.....with Ro-sa-li-na.

- 5 and a half minutes later -

Edd: It says a date begins with witty and humorous conversations. In order to discover compatibility.
Eddy: In your dreams! My bro told me princesses are wild for only one thing, cash!
Edd: That's so superficial, Eddy. Princesses are treated with niceness, respect, royalty, and good grooming.
Ed: And potato chips.
Eddy: Do I look like a hot prince or what?
Edd: Or what is a good question. But I feel that fake crown is a bit much.
Eddy: Yeah, you're right. *throws away fake crown* It'll distract her from my devilish good looks.
Edd: May I suggest writing the princess a poem? An ode comparing her eyes to bottomless pools of beauty, or a sonnet detailing to your boundless admiration of her fresh clothing.
Ed: Haircut?
Eddy: You guys are clueless. Everybody knows I have that old black magic.
Rosalina: *opens door* Your dinner's ready, Eddy. *closes door*
Eddy: You guys gotta help me!
Ed: What is wrong, Eddy?
Eddy: Rosie scared me. The date's off! *hides in dresser* Forget it, I ain't moving.

- 50 seconds later -

Rosalina: I got it hot and fresh for you....? *sees dresser in the kitchen*

*Eddy peeks out and sees her*

Rosalina: No dressers at the table. Now get out of there.
Eddy: *in cold sweat*
Edd: You heard her, Eddy. We gotta lose the dresser.
Ed: I'll close my eyes.
Eddy: Help me.
Ed: A is for helping which comes from a tree.
Eddy: Uh-oh.
Ed: B is for lifting Edd and Eddy. *picks up dresser, shakes it, and tosses it out* C is for grapefruit which I don't like one bit. Except with cranberry relish and sprig of....
Eddy: She's coming back! *puts Ed and Double D under the table*
Rosalina: I hope you like this chicken casserole. I made it for you.

*Eddy shakes, getting all shy*

Edd: Why isn't he saying something!? Psst, Eddy! Complement the princess' cooking. Go on! Say it!
Eddy: Uhhh. *gibberish*
Rosalina: Hm? Heh heh heh.
Edd: Oh dear. Faux pas.
Ed: Why-may aim-they I-say, Edd?

*Eddy cuts through the table*

Ed: Cool.

*Eddy chomps on the piece of table*

Rosalina: Strange.

*Ed grabs Eddy's arms*

Edd: Remember your manners, Ed. Be confident. Small fork, then napkin. Pause, then chew, then napkin.

*Ed gets lost and messes Eddy up*

Rosalina: Goodness, you're a mess!
Eddy: *laughs nervously*
Rosalina: It looks like you need a bath.
Eddy: !?

*doorbell rings*

Rosalina: I'll get the door, while you get ready.
Ed: Bath time for Eddy! Wow, look at that macaroni behind your ears, mister! Yeah!
Edd: I'm ready to embrace an stalemate, gentlemen!

*Rosalina opens the door*

Daisy: Hey, Rosie! You won't believe what Peach and I got!
Peach: A block of ice!
Daisy: Wait til you see what we can.....??? Hey Peach, show the map!

*Peach gives Daisy the map*

Daisy: Rosalina doesn't live in a house. She's from the wild blue yonder.
Finn: Yo PD! What's the hold up?
Daisy: Rosie is in Eddy's house.
Peach: What were you doing in Eddy's?
Rosalina: His parents hired me to babysit him.
Finn: Oh glob! That's crazy! Where is the little guy?
Pucca: *giggles*

- Eddy's Bathroom -

Edd: Just a slight adjustment.....and your bath awaits.
Eddy: Get over it, Double D.
Edd: But Eddy, the princess expects...
Eddy: But nothing! I ain't getting in the bath!
Edd: I'll let borrow my loofah!
Eddy: You actually carry around a-...
Rosalina: Are you in the tub yet?
Edd: Oh dear! She sounds annoyed! Please Eddy, immerse yourself!
Eddy: Nope.
Edd: Excuse me, was that a word? Eddy, don't forget the foundations of "courtship".
Eddy: I think you need a bath!
Edd: But it's your date!
Eddy: At least I can get one!
Edd: *gasps* Touche, Eddy. But I got an ace up my sleeve. *snaps*

*Ed grabs Eddy*

Ed: Skip to my Lou, my darling.
Eddy: Hey, what are you doing?! Stop that! WHOA, ED! NO!
*splash*
Ed: And this little piggy went home. *pulls out sock*
Edd: I left your clothes on the counter. Good luck!
Ed: Don't forget to write. *closes door*
Eddy: This is going just like my brother said it would.

- Living Room -

Daisy: Watch as I master the skills of ice sculptures.

*tap, collapse*

Daisy: Booyah! A chicken!
Ed: Cool! A chicken!
Daisy: Whoa! Who invited you in!?

*Ed clings to ice chicken*

Ed: *gets freezed to the ice* I l-l-love ch-ch-chickens!
Finn: I'm putting on some tunes.
Pucca: Yuh-huh.
Rosalina: I'm going to check on Eddy.
Edd: Oh dear! She's skipping a chapter!

*Eddy hears the music*

Eddy: !? Mood music! I gotta get-...
Rosalina: Eddy! How are doing up there?
Eddy: Fine! Fine! I'm okay!

*footsteps approaching*

Eddy: She's coming up! I'm naked! My clothes! *grunts, sees door opening, falls, and gets up* Just one minute!

*door opens*

Ed: Eddy, look! Daisy made a chicken!
Eddy: Ed....
Ed: *slips on soap* AAHHH!
Eddy: ED!

*Ed and Eddy fall through the ceiling in bathtub, Ed emerges out of bathtub, seeing the others all dripping wet*

Ed: *catches head of ice chicken* CHICKEN HEAD! *faints*
Eddy: What's everybody doing in my house!?
Rosalina: You little sneak! BEDTIME NOW, SIR!
Eddy: Bedtime?
Rosalina: You must do what I say. That's what your parents hired me for.
Eddy: My parents hired you to date me?
Rosalina: Date!? They hired me to babysit you. Besides you're too young for me.
Edd/Eddy: Babysit!?
Finn: Eddy thought he got a date with Rosalina! *laughs*
Daisy: Am I next? *laughs*

*everybody laughs at Eddy*

Edd: Boy, Eddy. I'd be so embarrassed.
Eddy: RRRAAH! *attacks Double D*

- 10 minutes later -

Finn: Aw, man. I never had this much fun since we tried to burn Ice King's beard with Fire Flowers.
Pucca: Yuh-huh. *giggles*
Sonic: Get a load at this guy!
Ed: Cluck cluck cluck! Has anybody seen my egg? I am sure I laid it around here somewhere.

*Eddy gets frustrated with the loud music, peeks out of his door*

Sonic: Yo, princess! Can you dig these tunes? I better asked the babysitter. *laughs*
Rosalina: Yes. Hang on. Let me close Eddy's door.

*Rosalina closes Eddy's door, crunching Eddy's fingers*

Eddy: YEOWCH!
Peach: I think we woke him up.
Ed: OK! Back to bed, m-m-mister!
Eddy: *raspberry, gets his tongue stuck to door* OW! Open the door! I'm stuck!
Daisy: Must be a gas bubble.
Ed: Spillage emergency! *takes a tablecloth* Baby made a mess.
Eddy: Open the door! Ed!

*iris out, "Mickey and the Seal Ending Credit Music" plays*
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