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(Epic Pucca Season 3, Episode 4b)
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While chasing after Eggman, the heroes discover a mysterious world called "The Lost Hex", and meet up with the villainous Deadly Six, and found out that they must save their world from getting their energy drained.
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Main characters:
- Pucca
- Garu
- Finn
- Jake
- Sonic
- Steven (Steven Universe)
- Garnet (Steven Universe)
- Amethyst (Steven Universe)
- Pearl (Steven Universe)
- Tails
- Guy/Shezow
- Kelly
- Maz
- Timon
- Pumbaa
- Dr. Eggman
- Orbot
- Cubot
- Zavok (Sonic Lost World)
- Zazz (Sonic Lost World)
- Zomom (Sonic Lost World)
- Master Zik (Sonic Lost World)
- Zeena (Sonic Lost World)
- Zor (Sonic Lost World)
Minor characters:
- Princess Bubblegum
- Mario
- Shelia
- Amy Rose
- Knuckles
- Mickey Mouse
- Oswald The Lucky Rabbit
- ??? (Gem Fusion)
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- Tropical Coast -
Orbot: Alas, poor Cubot. I knew him well.
Cubot: Arr! Me voice chip's gone cattywampus!
Eggman: Thanks to Sonic, everything's gone "cattywampus!"
Finn: Just what's with that crazy conch?
PB: I have no idea, Finn. It's beyond me.
Garnet: The Cacophonic Conch acts as a natural inhibitor to the powers of Zeti, hurting them by emitting the sound of it.
Steven: Sounds very painful.
Eggman: And very rare. The Zeti have an innate ability to manipulate magnetic fields. They can make electronics, including my mechs, do interesting things. I controlled their powers with the conch, until Sonic punted it away with his typical stupidity!
Sonic: Oh, get lost, Eggman, and let us get things under control!
Eggman: I hope the Zeti eat you alive, you meddling hedgehog.
Sonic: Okay, if it pleases the court, all those who think Eggman's a real dunce cap, raise their hands.
*everyone raises their hands, including Orbot's*
Amethyst: *chuckles* Thanks for balloting it, dude!
Eggman: I didn't raise my hand...
Pearl: But honestly, we were gonna stop those Zeti and bubble up the conch, but someone has to kick it away from us!
Sonic: Aw, seriously?
Steven: Pearl, come on! It's not his fault.
Amethyst: He did make it worse.
Sonic: Look, let's just stop those guys and be done with it, okay? I've had enough playing the blame game.
Finn: Hmm, yeah. He's right. Come on, let's get moving.
*the scene is recorded on the surveillance monitor, and the Zeti ponder about their enemy*
Master Zik: It would seem the peaceful days of tending my garden will have to wait... *walks out of the shadows* ..while I take care of these matters the rest of you cannot.
Zavok: Please, Master Zik; this is not something you should trouble yourself with! It's beneath you.
Master Zik: Oh, now, don't be concerned. *jumps up, throws his cane on the floor, and makes a fast set of reflexes that includes grabbing Zomom's sandwich, and stuffing it into Zazz's mouth* It'll be good to stretch these old bones. *summons his cane back to him, and walks out to find the hedgehog*
Sonic: Uh, can I ask you something? Why is Steven half-human anyway? Is he special?
Garnet: Steven carries the gem of Rose Quartz, our former leader.
Sonic: Rose Quartz, huh?
Pearl: She has always watched over the Earth, protecting it from the invaders of our Homeworld. But now that Rose is...gone, we don't know what happens next.
Sonic: So what happened to her anyway?
Garnet: It's a long story.
*a wooden cane suddenly stabs onto the ground*
Amethyst: Whoa mama!
Sonic: ...?
Master Zik: Your time is almost up, brass hedgehog! I shall prepare you all with a lesson in respect; a painful lesson.
Sonic: Oh, someone's gonna get taken to school, all right.
Garnet: State your purpose, elder Zeti.
Master Zik: *jumps, and lands in front of Sonic, grabbing his cane* Follow if you dare! *jumps at a great distance*
*Sonic and the Crystal Gems started chasing after Master Zik, through floating islands and hoards of Egg Pawns*
Pearl: *casts a fireball from her spear, and blasts it through the Egg Pawns*
*Sonic and Amethyst spin dash through the remaining Egg Pawns*
Master Zik: Youth is truly wasted on the young. Technically, speed and power cannot beat wisdom!
Garnet: Reveal yourself!
Master Zik: Very well, if you wish. *appears out of nowhere* Prepare to be tested!
Pearl: *spins her spear, and thrusts it at the elder Zeti*
Master Zik: *evades the attack* Too slow, thin one.
Amethyst: *rolls at him, but gets kicked and bounced by him*
Master Zik: Too clumsy, purple one.
Sonic: Yo! How's about a combo?
Garnet: *grabs Sonic in ball form, and charges up*
Master Zik: We'll see about that...grasshopper.
Garnet: *throws Sonic at high speed* Ungh!
Master Zik: *sees the incoming object, and quickly deflects it with his cane* Hm! Your moves are unique, who is your master?
Sonic: I have no master....except the wind that blows free!
Master Zik: Well then, your lesson begins now.
Sonic: Luckily, I have my Smash Bros skills memorized. *enters fighting stance*
ROUND 1
FIGHT!!
*Sonic dashes ahead of him, and throws two punches, followed by a kick, in which Master Zik evaded it and blasts energy balls at him*
Sonic: Whoa! *jumps over them* Is that all you got?
Master Zik: *sweep kicks Sonic, without him noticing it*
Sonic: *counters Zik with a spin dash to finish him off*
Master Zik: *gets pushed back by the impact, and stands up* Huff... Your master should be proud. *jumps off high bounds, leaving the scene*
Garnet: Nice one, Sonic.
Sonic: *chuckles* Let's get back to the others.
Pearl: Amethyst, get off me!
- Meanwhile... -
Master Zik: I tested the blue one and he's more powerful than I anticipated.
Zomom: *eating donuts* Who cares? Now that I'm free, I'm gonna squeeze Eggman till he pops!
Master Zik: And eat him, I suppose.
Zomom: Well, yeah.
Zavok: There are better ways to make him suffer.
Zomom: *burps* But more delicious?
Zavok: What would you say if I told you we could destroy Eggman's world and use its energy to make ourselves unbelievably powerful?
Master Zik: Hmm... Well, I would say that I taught you well.
Zavok: *activates Eggman's machine* Yes, you have. And it will be Eggman's own creation that causes his destruction. *evil laugh*
- Back on Earth -
Amy: Sonic? Something bad's happening.
Sonic: Whoa, what's going on?
Finn: It looks ba-nay-nays down there!
Amy: I don't know. It's like something from the sky's draining the life out of the world... Plants, animals, even the air feels cold and dead.
Mario: Mama mia!
Steven: This is bad!
Sonic: Don't worry! We'll try to figure out what's going on and stop it!
*Sonic ends the transmission on the transmitter*
Sonic: Man, it looks serious.
Garnet: Someone or something is draining energy off the Earth.
Pearl: But who would do that, apparently?
Eggman: We have a mutual problem; one so large that it will take all of us to overtake it.
Sonic: Whatever. I told you, we can handle the Zeti ourselves!
Eggman: That may be true, but the rebellious swine have gotten hold of a device of mine and they're using it in ways it was never designed.
Guy: Wha- *clears throat, and talks in her Shezow voice* What was it designed for, Doctor?
*Cubot projects a screen of the machine*
Eggman: It was suppose to extract energy from our world, but the machine is unstable. Once it reaches full power, it can't be shut off. It will drain our world dry!
Sonic: So that's what Amy was talking about.
Tails: And you wanna go smash it, right?
Amethyst: Sounds fun!
Pearl: *groans*
Sonic: What? It's what I do!
Eggman: Oh, always your answer to everything, hedgehog! If you wish to create a cataclysmic explosion that will incinerate everything within a hundred miles, please, smash away.
PB: So there's no "off" switch?
Eggman: No, not anymore. I need to get to the machine and reprogram the shutdown sequence. I'll supply the brains, and you will supply the brawn I need to get past the Zeti.
Tails: Oh, and you're asking so nicely.
Sonic: *laughs* Good one, buddy!
Tails: *giggles* Thanks.
Eggman: Man up, Tails! I don't like working with my most hated enemies any more than you do, but our entire world is at stake!
Sonic: Pfft, yeah well, teaming up with you feels like the end of the world, Eggman. I'm gonna have to take a long shower by the time we're done.
Pearl: Where should we start?
Eggman: We should head to one of my military factories in the frozen region of this foreign planet.
Guy: Can you get us over there, Shelia?
Shelia: I will begin calculating its destination, and set it to auto-pilot.
Jake: Then let the skies be our road map!
Finn: Woo-hoo!
Maz: Saving the world! Whoo-hoo!
*the three ships make a lift-off to the next area*
- Frozen Factory -
Sonic: Whoa, over compensate much? How many military factories does a guy need?
Eggman: If you weren't always destroying them, I wouldn't need so many.
Tails: Just a twist here...
Pearl: And we are done!
Cubot: *normal voice* Hey, thanks for fixing me!
Tails: No problem! Sorry you got stuck with a voice chip that looks like it was built by a two year old!
Amethyst: Oh BURN!
Eggman: I think I liked it better when I was trying to destroy you.
Tails: Yeah well, feeling's mutual, Eggface!
Pucca: *gasps*
Sonic: Whoa, whoa, WHOA!
Steven: Guys, stop fighting!
Sonic: Yeah, before we start "destroying" each other, let's remember why we're working together.
Tails: All right, please remind me!
Sonic: Tails, we need Eggman to shut down his machine!
Tails: And you don't trust me to do it!
Sonic: What?! No! I trust you, Tails, it's just--
Tails: No, you don't. You trust Eggman more. Do you know how much that bites?
Timon/Pumbaa: *gasps*
Sonic: I do trust you, Tails. But the whole world's in danger because I did something completely stupid! Do you know how much that bites?
Eggman: Actually, nothing bites more than having to listen to this dreadful conversation.
Sonic/Tails: ...! Eggman, YOU bite!
Amethyst: Double buuurn!
Pearl: Amethyst!
Steven: Come on guys, we can't just fight all the time. We all gotta work together to fix this mess!
Kelly: Steven's right. We gotta do this or our world is done for.
Finn: Come on, let's go find those Zeti!
Guy: Right behind you!
*Pucca, Finn, Sonic, and Guy head out, with Garu, tiptoeing, before getting grabbed by Pucca*
Pearl: Do you understand that girl's relations?
Eggman: I don't even bother asking that.
- Meanwhile, back at the Zetis' hideout -
*a green female Zeti is sitting around, filing her nails*
Zavok: Why are you still here?
Zeena: I'm just getting ready.
Zavok: Well, you seem to be taking your time.
Zeena: Well, it is my time now, isn't it?
Zavok: Well what if I told you that you were the only I trusted to be fast enough...
Zeena: Oh?
Zavok: ..smart enough...
Zeena: Mm-hmm?
Zavok: ..and pretty enough...
Zeena: Go on..
Zavok: ...to beat the blue nuisance?
Zeena: Oh, well, I'd say you got the right girl for the job! *walks off*
Zavok: Well, that was so easy I almost feel guilty.
*the skies grow dark, stars twinkle in the sky, and snowflakes gently fall onto the ground*
Finn: What do you got, man?
Guy: *normal voice* Not a clue, at all.
Sonic: Just stay sharp, Guy...er..Shezow.
Zeena: *lands behind them* Aw, what do we have here?
Finn: *turns around* Huh?
Zeena: You kids shouldn't be out past curfew. *sees Sonic* And you're the hedgehog Zavok told me.
Sonic: What do you want?
Zeena: Oh, well, how's about your death wish?
Guy: *girl voice* That's so not gonna happen like that!
Zeena: Ew, pink? Too frilly.
Guy: Yeah, well, green is not on my personal palette! My look is she-perior!
Zeena: Your look is ridiculous! Pink is sooo 800 years ago.
Guy: Oh, you asked for it. No more Mr. Nice Girl! *pulls out his laser lipstick*
Zeena: Bring it on, sister! *burrows through the snow*
Pucca: ...?
Finn: Where'd she go?
*lines of snowmen emerge from the snow*
Zeena: See if you can find me, frilly pink spunk!
Guy: The name is Shezow. *starts slicing snowmen with the laser lipstick*
Finn: I'll help! *helps Guy out by kicking snowmen*
Guy: *melts the snowman Zeena's been hiding* Aha!
Zeena: Ugh! *burrows back into the snow, and more snowmen emerged* You asked for it! The heels come off!
Sonic: *spin dashes around the snow-cover planetoid, bashing through more snowmen*
Guy: Time to clear off with my Super Heavy-Handed She-Slap! *slams onto the ground, disassembling the rest of the snowmen, leaving Zeena*
Zeena: ...Huh!?
Guy: Ha ha, found you! Wanna play paddy cake, Zeti?
Zeena: You think that might stop me?
Finn: No, but Pucca can.
Pucca: *dashes at the Zeti at high speed*
Zeena: Huh? *gets kicked back by Pucca's impact, and gets up* Gotta go! Call me! *jumps out of here*
Guy: You're gonna regret heckling the mighty Shezow!
Jake: Woo-hoo!
Finn: Jake!
Jake: I saw the whole thing! That was awesome! *stretches his hand, and carries the small planet to a large chunk of floating island*
Sonic: Man, it was cool. Pun entirely intended.
Garnet: ...
*a bright flash suddenly emits from a wall of ice blocks, and a transmission is shown on it*
Zavok: Your efforts are impressive, young heroes, but you are all destined to fail, as the fat fool has failed before you!
Eggman: I'll get fat from eating your black hearts, you Eggman wannabes!
Sonic/Tails: Whoa...
Amethyst: Harsh.
Zavok: Your threats are almost as amusing as your mustache. I must commend you on your invention, though. We get stronger and stronger as we leech the life from your dying world!
Sonic: Yeah, we've noticed.
Finn: Which is why we're gonna stop it!
Zazz: But where are you going to live when your world's dead, guys? .....Oh, right! You'll be dead too! *laughs maniacally* Too bad for you!
Eggman: I will burn your world, you rebellious scum! I will destroy everything you love and make you watch! *punches the ice wall* I'll... I'll... I'll... *destroys the ice wall with his rage*
Amethyst: Whoa, dude!
Orbot: Boss, your hands...
Eggman: As long as I can still strangle a Zeti, my hands are fine.
Pumbaa: Now what are we gonna do? Our home is at stake!
Timon: Don't pout! I hate pouting!
Garnet: He's right. Time is not on our side, but we must stop those Zeti, find that conch, and put a stop to Eggman's machine.
Finn: We're gonna need some extra help.
*the ice blocks that formed a wall suddenly started to rebuild itself, and a swirling vision emits until, by everyone's surprise, Mickey and Oswald popped out of there*
Sonic: Whoa, it's you guys!
Oswald: Did someone call?
Finn: What are you doing here?
Mickey: Gremlin Gus managed to activate a portal to your location.
Oswald: Cause if you don't stop that egghead's machine, Wasteland is toast, too!
Eggman: It's worse than I feared. Those Zeti must have found a way to extract energy from the forgotten world as well!
Garnet: Then it's settled. They must be stopped!
Guy: Right behind ya!
*the sun rises as morning dawns over the frozen continent, and Finn, Sonic, and Guy are on the lookout for Zeena*
Finn: Day two of our Zeti-hunting expedition.
Sonic: Nothing going on around here.
Guy: ...!
Finn: What is it?
Guy: My She-SP is telling me something. Over there! *dashes ahead*
Sonic: Come on! *grabs Finn's hand and dashes*
Finn: Whoo!
*Guy dashes through the snow with Shezow's super-speed, until he runs into Zeena, sitting on a stump, filing her nails*
Guy: There you are!
Sonic: Move it or lose it!
Zeena: Hm... The last time we met, you ruined my nail art. Now I have to reapply a whole new coat!
Sonic: Oh my gosh, seriously? I'm so sorry.
Zeena: Well, in that case....
Guy: What he meant to say is-
Finn: *whispers* Dude, the voice!
Guy: Oh! *clears throat, and talks with girl voice* What he meant to say is we're so sorry that you have nothing more important to do in your life. You should really get some hobbies there!
Zeena: UGH! You're gonna pay for that, she-cow! ...As soon as my nails dry. *leaps from a great bound, then drops down, holding an electrical cord connected to a snowman head* You wouldn't hurt a lady, would ya?
Guy: I would.
Zeena: Oh shut up. *spins the snowman head towards Guy*
Guy: *enlarges his hand to reflect the snowman's head* How about a little ping pong?
Zeena: Ugh! *reflects the snowman back*
Finn: Whoo! Go man! I mean, wo-man!
Sonic: Yo! How about a little hockey? *spin dashes toward Zeena, and bumps her*
Zeena: *skids* What are you trying to do, ruin my make-up?!
Guy: Allow me... *emits her super sonic shriek, shattering Zeena's weapon*
Zeena: You may have won this round, but if these stains don't come off, you're dead! *retreats*
Sonic: Nice work!
Guy: *normal voice* Thanks. You too.
- Back at base -
Kelly: Any status?
PB: You bet. My tracking meter is going babies, and look at my watch.
Oswald: It's..uh..pink.
PB: The arrows are going in crazy directions. There's serious Zeti work going on here.
Orbot: I was getting tired of carrying your head around, so I made you a snow bot body! *places Cubot on it*
Cubot: *shivers* I can't feel my legs...
Tails: Your robots are truly a reflection of your "genius", Doctor Eggman. Buuut, this does give me an idea! *grabs Cubot's head, and tries to plant it on a damaged Crabmeat robot*
Finn: So what's the plan?
Eggman: I think I know a way to cause the Lost Hex to implode using null-gravity effects. We could stop the Zeti in one quick stroke.
Sonic: And exterminate every living thing around them! Are you out of your mind?!
Pumbaa: *sees the Crabmeat body going to attack Tails behind him* Uhh, guys?
Eggman: Of course there'd be some collateral damage, but...
Sonic: "Collateral damage?" What kind of monster--
Eggman: Tails!
*Eggman quickly jumps and shoves Tails out of the Crabmeat's way*
Garnet: *smashes the Crabmeat body with her gauntlets, causing Cubot's head to fly upward*
Sonic: *catches Cubot's head*
Cubot: I'm sorry, but I suddenly felt so mean. I feel shamed.
Eggman: Not the best idea to put the dimwit's head on a battle bot.
Tails: In hindsight I've got to agree with you, Doc. Thanks for the save. Uh... can you get off me now?
Oswald: I don't get you at all. One minute, you're thinking about killing every living thing, and the next you're saving your worst enemies!
Eggman: I'm a very complicated guy.
Sonic: *to Tails* And you! What were you thinking, Tails? You could've gotten yourself killed!
Tails: I was just trying to help.
Timon: Now that drama theater's over, can we get going? My tail's starting to freeze off!
PB: We should go. The plumber's already got the engines going already.
- Meanwhile in the factory -
Zavok: *watches the footage of Sonic, smashing some Badniks* I believe Sonic is more formidable than I anticipated. If only there's a way to turn the tables...
Master Zik: Yes, he would make a powerful slave. Eggman taught us how to make robots--
Zavok: So we'll make the hedgehog a robot! Excellent plan, master!
Master Zik: Eh, I'm sure you would have thought of it yourself, given time.
Zavok: Time. Something the rebels are running out of.
- Silent Forest -
Jake: Capsule below! *points at a nearby capsule on the forest floor*
Mario: Okey-dokey! *steers the Starship Mario down to the ground*
Guy: Follow that plumber! *follows Mario behind*
*a shadowy figure leaps away seconds before the ships landed*
Sonic: Looks safe around here. *jumps off the Tornado plane*
Steven: Whoa, that's a big capsule!
Tails: *looks at his tablet* Something's not right.
Sonic: Let's see if I can free them! *leaps up*
Tails: *gasps* Wait, Sonic! It's a trap!
*Tails jumps in front of Sonic, causing him and Steven to fall into the capsule, turning out to be a trap*
Steven: Oh no!
Gems: Steven!
Sonic: Tails, NO!
*the capsule closes and disappears quickly, seconds before Sonic can save them*
Sonic: Oh, why those rotten, sneaky...
Pearl: They...they got Steven...
Amethyst: They're dead! We are SO DEAD!
Eggman: Those boys acted for the greater good. Let's hope their sacrifice isn't for nothing.
Sonic: But...I'm supposed to be the fastest, but I was too slow to save my buddy.
Garnet: *clinches her fist* This is where I draw the line for the Deadly Six.
Pucca: *sees a short white Zeti, holding a blue rose* *growls*
Zor: Sigh. Everything seems so pointless.
Sonic: *dashes to Zor* Hey, what did you do with our friends?!
Zor: *turns around* What? Seriously? We captured you.
Amethyst: Pffft! Yeah right! You grabbed Tails! And Steven!
Pearl: And we want 'em back right now!
Zor: Man, this day keeps getting lamer and lamer! Whatever, I gotta go tell the others the bad news. *turns around, and walks, snickering under his breath* Giving bad news is actually the one thing I enjoy. I'll deal with you all later.....losers! *leaps away*
Garnet: After him!
*the gang chases after Zor through the dark woods of the silent forest*
Zor: Why don't you just give up? That's what I do! As a matter of fact, I've already pretty much given up on hope, happiness, success... Come to think of it, what am I still doing here? I should just crawl back into bed...
Amethyst: How about I make you dance instead? *tries to grab Zor with her whip*
Garu: *quickly jumps from branch to branch to catch up with Zor*
Zor: *sarcastic* Oh boy, a ninja's chasing me; my blood's pumping with excitement...
Finn: Come on, Garu!
Zor: You think I haven't warmed up for this? *shoots purple energy blasts from his hand*
Pucca: *sees Garu in danger, and dashes ahead of him*
Zor: I could fight harder, but why bother? *turns around to see Pucca in front, without second thought*
Pucca: *grabs Zor and dunks him into the ground*
Finn: We gotta now, man!
Oswald: Nowhere to run!
Zor: *sighs* We're all doomed anyway... You punks won't be so lucky once you reach the Lava Mountains and take down all of us in one blow. Cause we'll be better and stronger than you. So be expecting a pummeling sooner or later. *retreats*
Mickey: Guys, do you really think we can stop them?
Oswald: I sure hope so, Mickey. I really do.
- At Lava Mountain -
Zazz: *cackles, and opens the capsule trap*
Zavok: And now, Sonic, It's time for...
Zomom: How come he's not blue?
Tails: *looks uninterested*
Steven: Uhh, good morning?
Zavok: *frustrated groan* You incompetent fools! I cannot trust you with the simplest of tasks. *exhales* All right. We can work this to our advantage.
Zor: *comes running in* Somebody messed up royally, because we don't have Sonic. .....?
The rest of the Deadly Six: We know!
*fade to black*
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To be continued...
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While chasing after Eggman, the heroes discover a mysterious world called "The Lost Hex", and meet up with the villainous Deadly Six, and found out that they must save their world from getting their energy drained.
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Main characters:
- Pucca
- Garu
- Finn
- Jake
- Sonic
- Steven (Steven Universe)
- Garnet (Steven Universe)
- Amethyst (Steven Universe)
- Pearl (Steven Universe)
- Tails
- Guy/Shezow
- Kelly
- Maz
- Timon
- Pumbaa
- Dr. Eggman
- Orbot
- Cubot
- Zavok (Sonic Lost World)
- Zazz (Sonic Lost World)
- Zomom (Sonic Lost World)
- Master Zik (Sonic Lost World)
- Zeena (Sonic Lost World)
- Zor (Sonic Lost World)
Minor characters:
- Princess Bubblegum
- Mario
- Shelia
- Amy Rose
- Knuckles
- Mickey Mouse
- Oswald The Lucky Rabbit
- ??? (Gem Fusion)
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- Tropical Coast -
Orbot: Alas, poor Cubot. I knew him well.
Cubot: Arr! Me voice chip's gone cattywampus!
Eggman: Thanks to Sonic, everything's gone "cattywampus!"
Finn: Just what's with that crazy conch?
PB: I have no idea, Finn. It's beyond me.
Garnet: The Cacophonic Conch acts as a natural inhibitor to the powers of Zeti, hurting them by emitting the sound of it.
Steven: Sounds very painful.
Eggman: And very rare. The Zeti have an innate ability to manipulate magnetic fields. They can make electronics, including my mechs, do interesting things. I controlled their powers with the conch, until Sonic punted it away with his typical stupidity!
Sonic: Oh, get lost, Eggman, and let us get things under control!
Eggman: I hope the Zeti eat you alive, you meddling hedgehog.
Sonic: Okay, if it pleases the court, all those who think Eggman's a real dunce cap, raise their hands.
*everyone raises their hands, including Orbot's*
Amethyst: *chuckles* Thanks for balloting it, dude!
Eggman: I didn't raise my hand...
Pearl: But honestly, we were gonna stop those Zeti and bubble up the conch, but someone has to kick it away from us!
Sonic: Aw, seriously?
Steven: Pearl, come on! It's not his fault.
Amethyst: He did make it worse.
Sonic: Look, let's just stop those guys and be done with it, okay? I've had enough playing the blame game.
Finn: Hmm, yeah. He's right. Come on, let's get moving.
*the scene is recorded on the surveillance monitor, and the Zeti ponder about their enemy*
Master Zik: It would seem the peaceful days of tending my garden will have to wait... *walks out of the shadows* ..while I take care of these matters the rest of you cannot.
Zavok: Please, Master Zik; this is not something you should trouble yourself with! It's beneath you.
Master Zik: Oh, now, don't be concerned. *jumps up, throws his cane on the floor, and makes a fast set of reflexes that includes grabbing Zomom's sandwich, and stuffing it into Zazz's mouth* It'll be good to stretch these old bones. *summons his cane back to him, and walks out to find the hedgehog*
Sonic: Uh, can I ask you something? Why is Steven half-human anyway? Is he special?
Garnet: Steven carries the gem of Rose Quartz, our former leader.
Sonic: Rose Quartz, huh?
Pearl: She has always watched over the Earth, protecting it from the invaders of our Homeworld. But now that Rose is...gone, we don't know what happens next.
Sonic: So what happened to her anyway?
Garnet: It's a long story.
*a wooden cane suddenly stabs onto the ground*
Amethyst: Whoa mama!
Sonic: ...?
Master Zik: Your time is almost up, brass hedgehog! I shall prepare you all with a lesson in respect; a painful lesson.
Sonic: Oh, someone's gonna get taken to school, all right.
Garnet: State your purpose, elder Zeti.
Master Zik: *jumps, and lands in front of Sonic, grabbing his cane* Follow if you dare! *jumps at a great distance*
*Sonic and the Crystal Gems started chasing after Master Zik, through floating islands and hoards of Egg Pawns*
Pearl: *casts a fireball from her spear, and blasts it through the Egg Pawns*
*Sonic and Amethyst spin dash through the remaining Egg Pawns*
Master Zik: Youth is truly wasted on the young. Technically, speed and power cannot beat wisdom!
Garnet: Reveal yourself!
Master Zik: Very well, if you wish. *appears out of nowhere* Prepare to be tested!
Pearl: *spins her spear, and thrusts it at the elder Zeti*
Master Zik: *evades the attack* Too slow, thin one.
Amethyst: *rolls at him, but gets kicked and bounced by him*
Master Zik: Too clumsy, purple one.
Sonic: Yo! How's about a combo?
Garnet: *grabs Sonic in ball form, and charges up*
Master Zik: We'll see about that...grasshopper.
Garnet: *throws Sonic at high speed* Ungh!
Master Zik: *sees the incoming object, and quickly deflects it with his cane* Hm! Your moves are unique, who is your master?
Sonic: I have no master....except the wind that blows free!
Master Zik: Well then, your lesson begins now.
Sonic: Luckily, I have my Smash Bros skills memorized. *enters fighting stance*
ROUND 1
FIGHT!!
*Sonic dashes ahead of him, and throws two punches, followed by a kick, in which Master Zik evaded it and blasts energy balls at him*
Sonic: Whoa! *jumps over them* Is that all you got?
Master Zik: *sweep kicks Sonic, without him noticing it*
Sonic: *counters Zik with a spin dash to finish him off*
Master Zik: *gets pushed back by the impact, and stands up* Huff... Your master should be proud. *jumps off high bounds, leaving the scene*
Garnet: Nice one, Sonic.
Sonic: *chuckles* Let's get back to the others.
Pearl: Amethyst, get off me!
- Meanwhile... -
Master Zik: I tested the blue one and he's more powerful than I anticipated.
Zomom: *eating donuts* Who cares? Now that I'm free, I'm gonna squeeze Eggman till he pops!
Master Zik: And eat him, I suppose.
Zomom: Well, yeah.
Zavok: There are better ways to make him suffer.
Zomom: *burps* But more delicious?
Zavok: What would you say if I told you we could destroy Eggman's world and use its energy to make ourselves unbelievably powerful?
Master Zik: Hmm... Well, I would say that I taught you well.
Zavok: *activates Eggman's machine* Yes, you have. And it will be Eggman's own creation that causes his destruction. *evil laugh*
- Back on Earth -
Amy: Sonic? Something bad's happening.
Sonic: Whoa, what's going on?
Finn: It looks ba-nay-nays down there!
Amy: I don't know. It's like something from the sky's draining the life out of the world... Plants, animals, even the air feels cold and dead.
Mario: Mama mia!
Steven: This is bad!
Sonic: Don't worry! We'll try to figure out what's going on and stop it!
*Sonic ends the transmission on the transmitter*
Sonic: Man, it looks serious.
Garnet: Someone or something is draining energy off the Earth.
Pearl: But who would do that, apparently?
Eggman: We have a mutual problem; one so large that it will take all of us to overtake it.
Sonic: Whatever. I told you, we can handle the Zeti ourselves!
Eggman: That may be true, but the rebellious swine have gotten hold of a device of mine and they're using it in ways it was never designed.
Guy: Wha- *clears throat, and talks in her Shezow voice* What was it designed for, Doctor?
*Cubot projects a screen of the machine*
Eggman: It was suppose to extract energy from our world, but the machine is unstable. Once it reaches full power, it can't be shut off. It will drain our world dry!
Sonic: So that's what Amy was talking about.
Tails: And you wanna go smash it, right?
Amethyst: Sounds fun!
Pearl: *groans*
Sonic: What? It's what I do!
Eggman: Oh, always your answer to everything, hedgehog! If you wish to create a cataclysmic explosion that will incinerate everything within a hundred miles, please, smash away.
PB: So there's no "off" switch?
Eggman: No, not anymore. I need to get to the machine and reprogram the shutdown sequence. I'll supply the brains, and you will supply the brawn I need to get past the Zeti.
Tails: Oh, and you're asking so nicely.
Sonic: *laughs* Good one, buddy!
Tails: *giggles* Thanks.
Eggman: Man up, Tails! I don't like working with my most hated enemies any more than you do, but our entire world is at stake!
Sonic: Pfft, yeah well, teaming up with you feels like the end of the world, Eggman. I'm gonna have to take a long shower by the time we're done.
Pearl: Where should we start?
Eggman: We should head to one of my military factories in the frozen region of this foreign planet.
Guy: Can you get us over there, Shelia?
Shelia: I will begin calculating its destination, and set it to auto-pilot.
Jake: Then let the skies be our road map!
Finn: Woo-hoo!
Maz: Saving the world! Whoo-hoo!
*the three ships make a lift-off to the next area*
- Frozen Factory -
Sonic: Whoa, over compensate much? How many military factories does a guy need?
Eggman: If you weren't always destroying them, I wouldn't need so many.
Tails: Just a twist here...
Pearl: And we are done!
Cubot: *normal voice* Hey, thanks for fixing me!
Tails: No problem! Sorry you got stuck with a voice chip that looks like it was built by a two year old!
Amethyst: Oh BURN!
Eggman: I think I liked it better when I was trying to destroy you.
Tails: Yeah well, feeling's mutual, Eggface!
Pucca: *gasps*
Sonic: Whoa, whoa, WHOA!
Steven: Guys, stop fighting!
Sonic: Yeah, before we start "destroying" each other, let's remember why we're working together.
Tails: All right, please remind me!
Sonic: Tails, we need Eggman to shut down his machine!
Tails: And you don't trust me to do it!
Sonic: What?! No! I trust you, Tails, it's just--
Tails: No, you don't. You trust Eggman more. Do you know how much that bites?
Timon/Pumbaa: *gasps*
Sonic: I do trust you, Tails. But the whole world's in danger because I did something completely stupid! Do you know how much that bites?
Eggman: Actually, nothing bites more than having to listen to this dreadful conversation.
Sonic/Tails: ...! Eggman, YOU bite!
Amethyst: Double buuurn!
Pearl: Amethyst!
Steven: Come on guys, we can't just fight all the time. We all gotta work together to fix this mess!
Kelly: Steven's right. We gotta do this or our world is done for.
Finn: Come on, let's go find those Zeti!
Guy: Right behind you!
*Pucca, Finn, Sonic, and Guy head out, with Garu, tiptoeing, before getting grabbed by Pucca*
Pearl: Do you understand that girl's relations?
Eggman: I don't even bother asking that.
- Meanwhile, back at the Zetis' hideout -
*a green female Zeti is sitting around, filing her nails*
Zavok: Why are you still here?
Zeena: I'm just getting ready.
Zavok: Well, you seem to be taking your time.
Zeena: Well, it is my time now, isn't it?
Zavok: Well what if I told you that you were the only I trusted to be fast enough...
Zeena: Oh?
Zavok: ..smart enough...
Zeena: Mm-hmm?
Zavok: ..and pretty enough...
Zeena: Go on..
Zavok: ...to beat the blue nuisance?
Zeena: Oh, well, I'd say you got the right girl for the job! *walks off*
Zavok: Well, that was so easy I almost feel guilty.
*the skies grow dark, stars twinkle in the sky, and snowflakes gently fall onto the ground*
Finn: What do you got, man?
Guy: *normal voice* Not a clue, at all.
Sonic: Just stay sharp, Guy...er..Shezow.
Zeena: *lands behind them* Aw, what do we have here?
Finn: *turns around* Huh?
Zeena: You kids shouldn't be out past curfew. *sees Sonic* And you're the hedgehog Zavok told me.
Sonic: What do you want?
Zeena: Oh, well, how's about your death wish?
Guy: *girl voice* That's so not gonna happen like that!
Zeena: Ew, pink? Too frilly.
Guy: Yeah, well, green is not on my personal palette! My look is she-perior!
Zeena: Your look is ridiculous! Pink is sooo 800 years ago.
Guy: Oh, you asked for it. No more Mr. Nice Girl! *pulls out his laser lipstick*
Zeena: Bring it on, sister! *burrows through the snow*
Pucca: ...?
Finn: Where'd she go?
*lines of snowmen emerge from the snow*
Zeena: See if you can find me, frilly pink spunk!
Guy: The name is Shezow. *starts slicing snowmen with the laser lipstick*
Finn: I'll help! *helps Guy out by kicking snowmen*
Guy: *melts the snowman Zeena's been hiding* Aha!
Zeena: Ugh! *burrows back into the snow, and more snowmen emerged* You asked for it! The heels come off!
Sonic: *spin dashes around the snow-cover planetoid, bashing through more snowmen*
Guy: Time to clear off with my Super Heavy-Handed She-Slap! *slams onto the ground, disassembling the rest of the snowmen, leaving Zeena*
Zeena: ...Huh!?
Guy: Ha ha, found you! Wanna play paddy cake, Zeti?
Zeena: You think that might stop me?
Finn: No, but Pucca can.
Pucca: *dashes at the Zeti at high speed*
Zeena: Huh? *gets kicked back by Pucca's impact, and gets up* Gotta go! Call me! *jumps out of here*
Guy: You're gonna regret heckling the mighty Shezow!
Jake: Woo-hoo!
Finn: Jake!
Jake: I saw the whole thing! That was awesome! *stretches his hand, and carries the small planet to a large chunk of floating island*
Sonic: Man, it was cool. Pun entirely intended.
Garnet: ...
*a bright flash suddenly emits from a wall of ice blocks, and a transmission is shown on it*
Zavok: Your efforts are impressive, young heroes, but you are all destined to fail, as the fat fool has failed before you!
Eggman: I'll get fat from eating your black hearts, you Eggman wannabes!
Sonic/Tails: Whoa...
Amethyst: Harsh.
Zavok: Your threats are almost as amusing as your mustache. I must commend you on your invention, though. We get stronger and stronger as we leech the life from your dying world!
Sonic: Yeah, we've noticed.
Finn: Which is why we're gonna stop it!
Zazz: But where are you going to live when your world's dead, guys? .....Oh, right! You'll be dead too! *laughs maniacally* Too bad for you!
Eggman: I will burn your world, you rebellious scum! I will destroy everything you love and make you watch! *punches the ice wall* I'll... I'll... I'll... *destroys the ice wall with his rage*
Amethyst: Whoa, dude!
Orbot: Boss, your hands...
Eggman: As long as I can still strangle a Zeti, my hands are fine.
Pumbaa: Now what are we gonna do? Our home is at stake!
Timon: Don't pout! I hate pouting!
Garnet: He's right. Time is not on our side, but we must stop those Zeti, find that conch, and put a stop to Eggman's machine.
Finn: We're gonna need some extra help.
*the ice blocks that formed a wall suddenly started to rebuild itself, and a swirling vision emits until, by everyone's surprise, Mickey and Oswald popped out of there*
Sonic: Whoa, it's you guys!
Oswald: Did someone call?
Finn: What are you doing here?
Mickey: Gremlin Gus managed to activate a portal to your location.
Oswald: Cause if you don't stop that egghead's machine, Wasteland is toast, too!
Eggman: It's worse than I feared. Those Zeti must have found a way to extract energy from the forgotten world as well!
Garnet: Then it's settled. They must be stopped!
Guy: Right behind ya!
*the sun rises as morning dawns over the frozen continent, and Finn, Sonic, and Guy are on the lookout for Zeena*
Finn: Day two of our Zeti-hunting expedition.
Sonic: Nothing going on around here.
Guy: ...!
Finn: What is it?
Guy: My She-SP is telling me something. Over there! *dashes ahead*
Sonic: Come on! *grabs Finn's hand and dashes*
Finn: Whoo!
*Guy dashes through the snow with Shezow's super-speed, until he runs into Zeena, sitting on a stump, filing her nails*
Guy: There you are!
Sonic: Move it or lose it!
Zeena: Hm... The last time we met, you ruined my nail art. Now I have to reapply a whole new coat!
Sonic: Oh my gosh, seriously? I'm so sorry.
Zeena: Well, in that case....
Guy: What he meant to say is-
Finn: *whispers* Dude, the voice!
Guy: Oh! *clears throat, and talks with girl voice* What he meant to say is we're so sorry that you have nothing more important to do in your life. You should really get some hobbies there!
Zeena: UGH! You're gonna pay for that, she-cow! ...As soon as my nails dry. *leaps from a great bound, then drops down, holding an electrical cord connected to a snowman head* You wouldn't hurt a lady, would ya?
Guy: I would.
Zeena: Oh shut up. *spins the snowman head towards Guy*
Guy: *enlarges his hand to reflect the snowman's head* How about a little ping pong?
Zeena: Ugh! *reflects the snowman back*
Finn: Whoo! Go man! I mean, wo-man!
Sonic: Yo! How about a little hockey? *spin dashes toward Zeena, and bumps her*
Zeena: *skids* What are you trying to do, ruin my make-up?!
Guy: Allow me... *emits her super sonic shriek, shattering Zeena's weapon*
Zeena: You may have won this round, but if these stains don't come off, you're dead! *retreats*
Sonic: Nice work!
Guy: *normal voice* Thanks. You too.
- Back at base -
Kelly: Any status?
PB: You bet. My tracking meter is going babies, and look at my watch.
Oswald: It's..uh..pink.
PB: The arrows are going in crazy directions. There's serious Zeti work going on here.
Orbot: I was getting tired of carrying your head around, so I made you a snow bot body! *places Cubot on it*
Cubot: *shivers* I can't feel my legs...
Tails: Your robots are truly a reflection of your "genius", Doctor Eggman. Buuut, this does give me an idea! *grabs Cubot's head, and tries to plant it on a damaged Crabmeat robot*
Finn: So what's the plan?
Eggman: I think I know a way to cause the Lost Hex to implode using null-gravity effects. We could stop the Zeti in one quick stroke.
Sonic: And exterminate every living thing around them! Are you out of your mind?!
Pumbaa: *sees the Crabmeat body going to attack Tails behind him* Uhh, guys?
Eggman: Of course there'd be some collateral damage, but...
Sonic: "Collateral damage?" What kind of monster--
Eggman: Tails!
*Eggman quickly jumps and shoves Tails out of the Crabmeat's way*
Garnet: *smashes the Crabmeat body with her gauntlets, causing Cubot's head to fly upward*
Sonic: *catches Cubot's head*
Cubot: I'm sorry, but I suddenly felt so mean. I feel shamed.
Eggman: Not the best idea to put the dimwit's head on a battle bot.
Tails: In hindsight I've got to agree with you, Doc. Thanks for the save. Uh... can you get off me now?
Oswald: I don't get you at all. One minute, you're thinking about killing every living thing, and the next you're saving your worst enemies!
Eggman: I'm a very complicated guy.
Sonic: *to Tails* And you! What were you thinking, Tails? You could've gotten yourself killed!
Tails: I was just trying to help.
Timon: Now that drama theater's over, can we get going? My tail's starting to freeze off!
PB: We should go. The plumber's already got the engines going already.
- Meanwhile in the factory -
Zavok: *watches the footage of Sonic, smashing some Badniks* I believe Sonic is more formidable than I anticipated. If only there's a way to turn the tables...
Master Zik: Yes, he would make a powerful slave. Eggman taught us how to make robots--
Zavok: So we'll make the hedgehog a robot! Excellent plan, master!
Master Zik: Eh, I'm sure you would have thought of it yourself, given time.
Zavok: Time. Something the rebels are running out of.
- Silent Forest -
Jake: Capsule below! *points at a nearby capsule on the forest floor*
Mario: Okey-dokey! *steers the Starship Mario down to the ground*
Guy: Follow that plumber! *follows Mario behind*
*a shadowy figure leaps away seconds before the ships landed*
Sonic: Looks safe around here. *jumps off the Tornado plane*
Steven: Whoa, that's a big capsule!
Tails: *looks at his tablet* Something's not right.
Sonic: Let's see if I can free them! *leaps up*
Tails: *gasps* Wait, Sonic! It's a trap!
*Tails jumps in front of Sonic, causing him and Steven to fall into the capsule, turning out to be a trap*
Steven: Oh no!
Gems: Steven!
Sonic: Tails, NO!
*the capsule closes and disappears quickly, seconds before Sonic can save them*
Sonic: Oh, why those rotten, sneaky...
Pearl: They...they got Steven...
Amethyst: They're dead! We are SO DEAD!
Eggman: Those boys acted for the greater good. Let's hope their sacrifice isn't for nothing.
Sonic: But...I'm supposed to be the fastest, but I was too slow to save my buddy.
Garnet: *clinches her fist* This is where I draw the line for the Deadly Six.
Pucca: *sees a short white Zeti, holding a blue rose* *growls*
Zor: Sigh. Everything seems so pointless.
Sonic: *dashes to Zor* Hey, what did you do with our friends?!
Zor: *turns around* What? Seriously? We captured you.
Amethyst: Pffft! Yeah right! You grabbed Tails! And Steven!
Pearl: And we want 'em back right now!
Zor: Man, this day keeps getting lamer and lamer! Whatever, I gotta go tell the others the bad news. *turns around, and walks, snickering under his breath* Giving bad news is actually the one thing I enjoy. I'll deal with you all later.....losers! *leaps away*
Garnet: After him!
*the gang chases after Zor through the dark woods of the silent forest*
Zor: Why don't you just give up? That's what I do! As a matter of fact, I've already pretty much given up on hope, happiness, success... Come to think of it, what am I still doing here? I should just crawl back into bed...
Amethyst: How about I make you dance instead? *tries to grab Zor with her whip*
Garu: *quickly jumps from branch to branch to catch up with Zor*
Zor: *sarcastic* Oh boy, a ninja's chasing me; my blood's pumping with excitement...
Finn: Come on, Garu!
Zor: You think I haven't warmed up for this? *shoots purple energy blasts from his hand*
Pucca: *sees Garu in danger, and dashes ahead of him*
Zor: I could fight harder, but why bother? *turns around to see Pucca in front, without second thought*
Pucca: *grabs Zor and dunks him into the ground*
Finn: We gotta now, man!
Oswald: Nowhere to run!
Zor: *sighs* We're all doomed anyway... You punks won't be so lucky once you reach the Lava Mountains and take down all of us in one blow. Cause we'll be better and stronger than you. So be expecting a pummeling sooner or later. *retreats*
Mickey: Guys, do you really think we can stop them?
Oswald: I sure hope so, Mickey. I really do.
- At Lava Mountain -
Zazz: *cackles, and opens the capsule trap*
Zavok: And now, Sonic, It's time for...
Zomom: How come he's not blue?
Tails: *looks uninterested*
Steven: Uhh, good morning?
Zavok: *frustrated groan* You incompetent fools! I cannot trust you with the simplest of tasks. *exhales* All right. We can work this to our advantage.
Zor: *comes running in* Somebody messed up royally, because we don't have Sonic. .....?
The rest of the Deadly Six: We know!
*fade to black*
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To be continued...
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