Pucca and the Chubby Mermaid

(Epic Pucca Season 1, Episode 1c)

Pucca and her friends meet a strange visitor from underwater in Sooga Lake, while fishing.
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Main characters:
- Pucca
- Garu
- Ching
- Abyo
- Finn
- Princess Bubblegum
- Ed
- Edd
- Eddy
- Skipper
- Kowalski
- Private
- Rico
- Orson Pig (US Acres) (Orson's Farm)
- Wade Duck (US Acres) (Orson's Farm)
- Tobe
- Sabrina the Chubby Mermaid [link]

Minor characters:
- Sonic
- Tails
- Ninja 1
- Ninja 2
- Ninja 3
- Rabbid
- Worm
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- Ed's Backyard -

- 6:30 AM -

Eddy: Ahhh, this is the life. Huh, boys? We catch us some fish, sell them to a fish buyer guy, he hands us a wad of cash, and bingo, we're rich.
Ed: Got any 8's?
Edd: I can hardly believe we wouldn't catch anything in Ed's backyard pond, Eddy.
Sonic: Hey guys, what's going on?
Eddy: We're fishing. What does it look like?
Tails: You can't catch anything in that small pond.
Edd: I told ya, Eddy.
Sonic: You should try the lake. Tails and I went there early ago. I heard the fish are biting at this time.
Eddy: You don't say. Pack up, boys! We're going to deeper waters.

- Sooga Lake -

*Garu, Abyo, Finn, Orson, Wade and the penguins wait for the fish to bite*

Abyo: *looks at bait bucket* Bleah! *digs out a worm, and carefully places it on hook*
Worm: Ow! Hey!
Abyo: Wah!
Wade: WHO!? WHAT!? WHERE!? HOW!?
Garu: Shhhh...

*fish jumps out, then in*

Garu: ....
Wade: How can they hear that?
Abyo: Yeah, fish don't even have ears.
Skipper: Fish don't need ears, just fear.
Garu: *casts his line* Shhhh.....
Rico: Whoo-hoo! *casts line very far*
Private: Rico really wants his fish.
Garu: *sighs*

- 2 hours later -

Abyo: *snores*
Orson: Any second now.
Garu: .......! *notices something fishy under the lake*
Skipper: I think we got an intruder.
Abyo: Wha?
Wade: Please don't be a scary monster.
Kowalski: It's.....it's......

*Garu gets ready to attack, until....*

Pucca: *jumps out, kisses Garu, then jumps back into the lake*
Ching: *giggles*
PB: Hi guys!
Abyo: Oh great, who invited girls?

*Pucca, Ching, and Princess Bubblegum swims to boat, got on board*

Won: *clucks*
Rico: How are you doing, baby?
PB: Can we fish with you guys?
Finn: S-sure, Princess.
Abyo: Just don't ruin our lucky streak.
Ching: *looks at bait* We're gonna ruin this?
Pucca/Ching/PB: *giggles*
Skipper: Women.
Orson: One of life's mysteries.

- 30 minutes later -

Pucca: *sighs* *looks at Garu, scoots to him a little*
Garu: *pushes her back*
Pucca: *moves real close to him* *giggles*
Wade: I believe we got company.

*everyone sees the Eds coming in*

Ed: Kick my feet, kick my feet, kick my feet!
Eddy: What brings you here?
Skipper: We were here first!
Edd: He's right, Eddy.
Eddy: Doesn't matter. We're gonna get bigger fish than you guys.
Skipper: Sounds like a wild bet. You're on!
Private: I bet one of us is catching something right now.
Ching: ..! Fish on!
Orson: Reel it! Reel it!
Ching: *reels it in and finds a Rabbid on her pole*
Rabbid: Bwah? Wa-ha!
Ching: It looks like the fish aren't biting.
Abyo: I bet it's because of the...lake monster.
Ching: Lake monster?
Wade: Lake monster!?! OH NO! HELP! LAKE MONSTER! *hides in bucket*
Abyo: Haha, I was only kidding. We should try... HIYAH! *rips shirt* ....ninja fishing!

*Abyo teases fish, and kicks it to bucket, and Rico pops out and eats it*

Rico: Mmmm.
Ching: Ohh. Rico ate our lunch.
Skipper: Rico, I'm putting your mischief level on red.
Rico: *gasps*
Skipper: Alright, yellow. But I got my eye on you, mister.

*someone peeks out of the lake with a telescope pointing at Ed*

???: Wow, what a big man! *giggles*

- 5 hours later -

Ching: I guess we're not gonna have a feast tonight.
Rico: What?! Aw, man!

*Eddy puts a gummy worm on his hook*

Edd: Can't you just use regular worms, Eddy?
Eddy: Gummy worms attract more fish than regular ones, Sockhead. Besides, I put one on Ed's hook too.
Ed:.....! Fish! Fish!
Eddy: It's mine! Reel it in, Ed!
Ed: It's a fighter, Eddy!
Edd: Oh, please. No creature can survive this long.
Ed: If it's not at this world, it's mine!

*Ed yanks it real hard, something flies out of the lake*

Eddy/Edd: What is that!?!

*the thing landed onto the Eds' boat, and finds it a mermaid, eating the Eds' gummy worms*

Eddy: It's...it's a mermaid.....I'm gonna be super rich!!! *catches it with net*
???: Oh no, you didn't. *smacks Eddy and Edd on her tail, knocking them into the lake*
Ed: Hey, that wasn't very nice.
???: Sorry, I don't like being caught. I'm pleasured to meet you. I'm Sabrina.
Ed: I'm Ed.
Sabrina: Ed...I like that. So simple. I'll go get your friends back.
Ed: Okey-dokey.

*Sabrina swims down to get Edd and Eddy, and the others are shocked*

Finn: What was that?
Private: It was a mermaid!
Wade: A mermaid living in a lake. That's strange and unusual.

- Meanwhile, underwater -

Tobe: Garu doesn't know that I'm lurking around underwater, waiting for the perfect attack. Ninjas, fire the torpedoes!

*submarine shoots dirty laundry*

Tobe: What the!? *walks to the torpedo cannon, and opens it, finding dirty laundry in it* This is where we shoot the torpedoes. IT'S NOT A LAUNDRY CHUTE! We must remove all of this laundry before we can fire one.
Ninja 1: What did he say?
Ninja 2: Fire one! *loads torpedo*
Tobe: Wait, you idiots! I'm still-

*closes cannon, and fires torpedo*

Tobe: WHOOOOOOAAAAAAAA!
Sabrina: *avoids torpedo* Where did that came from!?

*torpedo flies out of the lake, and Tobe falls back to the lake*

Orson: Something must be going on down there, underwater.
Skipper: It's time we get off the boat. We're going on submarine mode.
Pucca: *gasps*
Rico: *gasps*
Finn: *raises hand*
Skipper: And no. We're not going to the ocean.

*Sabrina comes out*

Sabrina: I think I drop them when I avoid some big thing.
Ed: Maybe you should get it again.

*torpedo falls on Ed, breaking the boat into pieces*

Sabrina: Must be a submarine.
Ed: Maybe Double D and Eddy were in there.
Sabrina: This time, you're coming with me.

- Underwater -

*the penguins' submarine drifts through the lake*

Skipper: Skipper's log, my men and I discovered a mermaid, and we are going after it to discover its information. It could be playing a mutiny on us. Progress report.
Abyo: Nothing on the scope.
Private: Maybe it has to go collect coral pieces.
Kowalski: Or perhaps that Triton must have come here to pick her up and take her back to the ocean. Yep, the money's on that one. Let's go home.
Skipper: No way. That mermaid's around here somewhere. I can feel it.

*crash*

Wade: What happened?
Ching: We hit another sub!

*Pucca and the others enter Tobe's submarine*

Tobe: I shall never let you drive.
Ninja 3: *shrug*
Finn: It's Tobe!
PB: And his ninjas!
Eddy: A little help here.
Tobe: You and your pathetic friends are no match for me, Garu.
Wade: I'm gonna go run to the corner and quiver in fear. *runs to the corner*

- Inside the Torpedo Chute -

Sabrina: This must be pretty tight in here.
Ed: Fi fe fo fum, I smell cheese and onion buns.

*rattle, rattle, rattle*

Tobe: What was that?
Edd: It's coming from the torpedo chute.
Ed: Surprise! *pops out of torpedo chute*
Sabrina: *gets stuck* Oh darn it!

*Ed pulls Sabrina out of the torpedo chute*

PB: It's the mermaid!
Tobe: Is she that fat?
Sabrina: What? What!? I'm not fat! You're in for a world of pain! *cracks knuckles*

*Sabrina attacks Tobe and his ninjas, beats them up, and tied them to a pretzel knot*

Sabrina: I'm not fat! I'm just curvy!
Eddy: What just happened?!
Ed: It was my new friend, Sabrina. Sabrina, these are my pals, Eddy and Double D.
Edd: Pleased to meet you, Sabrina.
Orson: Impressive.
Wade: Is it safe?
Orson: Wade, meet our new friend, Sabrina the mermaid.
Wade: I'm charmed.
Sabrina: And I'm starving. When do we eat?

- Dock -

Private: Smashing good picnic! I'm so glad we're all friends.
Eddy: At least, the mermaid's got her eyes on Lumpy here.
Sabrina: Got any more gummy worms?
Pucca: Yuh-huh. *gives Sabrina gummy worms*
Finn: I guess we're ALL friends to that "curvy" mermaid.
*everyone laughs*

*iris out, "Mickey and the Seal Ending Credit" music plays*
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