Super Smash Bros. 15th Birthday

This little story commemorates the 15th anniversary of Super Smash Bros.
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{TV turns on, showing the Brawl Battlefield, empty. A Warp Pipe appears, and I peek out.}

*jumps out* "SURPRISE! Happy birthday, Super Smash Brothers! From Nintendo 64 to Wii U and 3DS!"

{confetti falls out of nowhere.}

"Oh, Smash Bros, we've been through a lot of good times together, except when I need to complete tough challenges to earn trophies and stuff." "I even experience characters from games I never heard of, like Ness from Earthbound. Where is he? Where's Nessie?! Nessie, get over here! Get over here, you little PSI user!"

{Ness walks in, and I put my arm on Ness' head.}

"Uh, Ness? Do you remember that time when I first unlocked you on my 13th birthday party? I mean I wa-"

"PK Cross!"

{I dodged his PK Flash attack.}

"Whoa! That's what I'm talking about! PK Flash attack! Now do the Final Smash, PK Starstorm, PK Starstorm!"

{Ness summons PK Starstorm, and stars came flying down everywhere.}

"I like it, I like it!"

{A group of Primids appear out of nowhere.}

"Aw, glob! Who invited those guys? Sakurai's not making a story mode for this version, so scramoose!"

{The Primids walk off in a depressing matter.}

"Yeah, go back to Subspace, you creepies. All right, Nintendo. I got you a little something..."

{I see a Primid with a party hat on.}

"Well, "that" is not what I got you."

{I uppercut the Primid, sending it flying into the sky, and explodes into fireworks.}

"HAPPY FREAKIN' SMASHDAY!!!"

{Banner comes down, and says "Super Smash Bros. 15th Anniversary 1999 - 2014}
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Happy anniversary, Smash Bros! Hope the 4th will be beyond awesome!